hell-bride

self righteous ogress

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

(Source: msfili, via derpley)

thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

(via raggedyanndy)

siddharthasmama:

this is a war-cry from 60 years ago that is still being shouted today.

siddharthasmama:

this is a war-cry from 60 years ago that is still being shouted today.

(Source: Anarcho-Communist Solidarity Alliance, via queenfattyoftherollpalace)

(Source: pillory, via sonia-nevermind)

whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

(via betchryan)

(Source: himynameispau, via neerellyn)

aspidosecalis:

incompleteicarus:

Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.

Rival lesbian pirate finds ship immediately. Alliance is formed in no time.

(via squiddleknit)

officialunitedstates:

navy recruiter:  son do you want to join the us navy

me:  well, gee, sir, I don’t think so

navy recruiter: what is holding you back

me:  I dont have any muscles

navy recruiter:  thats is ok.  we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels.  mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed.  for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry

(via squiddleknit)

squiddleknit:

definitely a highlight of my trip to chicago & also one of the best pictures of me ever i think

Danny Elfman - This Is Halloween

geekvariety:

Danny Elfman
"This Is Halloween"
The Nightmare Before Christmas

(via wesaanderson)

drunkvanity:

girlinabearsuit:

To all the fat girls who don’t care they are fat; who dress fiercely and fly. God bless you, let’s party.

my goal in life is to provoke this feeling in every insecure fat girl because shit we wonderful

(via mossbelly)

(Source: amajor7, via loki-vs-thor)