boys: “have a temper”
girls: are “crazy” or ”bitchy” (see also: “on her period” or “hormonal”)
Anonymous said: how are you thiss cute?
Fairies and magic
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
PLEASE CREDIT THE ARTIST; THE MERTAILOR!! HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME ON THESE TAILS AND THEY ARE HOW HE SUPPORTS HIMSELF AND HIS BOYFRIEND!! CREDIT ARTISTS! ALL OF THESE TAILS ARE HANDMADE BY HIM!!
His website is :https://www.themertailor.com/
His Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mertailor
OH MY GOD I LOVE THE MERTAILORS TAILS OMG
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crotch watcher: A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man’s penis.
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