Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.
Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.
Rival lesbian pirate finds ship immediately. Alliance is formed in no time.
navy recruiter: son do you want to join the us navy
me: well, gee, sir, I don’t think so
navy recruiter: what is holding you back
me: I dont have any muscles
navy recruiter: thats is ok. we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels. mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed. for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry
To all the fat girls who don’t care they are fat; who dress fiercely and fly. God bless you, let’s party.
my goal in life is to provoke this feeling in every insecure fat girl because shit we wonderful